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		<title>Yo!  Still Alive!</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/299</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/299#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[No, no, don&#8217;t set off the self-destruct!  I&#8217;m still here!  (Okay, I&#8217;ve been watching too much Stargate SG-1 lately).
Life has been incredibly busy lately, but in really good ways.  I&#8217;ll be back to regular updates soon (either that, or my inner muse will go whacko and knock over a drugstore or something). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spam Dancing</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/298</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/298#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 02:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me, or has the spam exploded lately?  Thanks to the benevolent outsourcing program offered through my ISP, I enjoy the rather robust spam-attacking capabilities of the good people at Yahoo Mail.  Or at least I used to enjoy their capabilities.  Something subtle has shifted in the powers that be, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not a Real Jihad</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/297</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 12:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Overheard on the recent Boy Scout campout:
(In response to accusations that a certain scout needed to &#8220;calm down&#8221;) &#8220;Hey, it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m a member of the Islamic Hotrod or anything.&#8221;
I spent the next five minutes trying to recover from spewing my morning tea through my nose.
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		<title>Things Not To Drop in Casual Conversation</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/296</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/296#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 01:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Marksman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was having conversation with friends about how busy our personal lives were getting &#8212; kids getting out of school, vacation planning, camping trips, concerts, plays, etc.
My contribution:  &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;ve been dying to get out to the gun range all month and just can&#8217;t find the time!&#8221;
Judging from the sudden absence of people that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MySpace, YourSpace, OurSpace &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/295</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/295#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 11:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Think you can put anything you want on your MySpace account?  A school district in Libertyville, Illinois believes otherwise.]]></description>
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		<title>Hoist By Their Own Low-Price Petard</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/294</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/294#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 11:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, I was listening to Libertarian commentator Neal Boortz on the radio.  He was aiming a particularly scathing rant at Wal-Mart.  Normally, Neal is a bit bullish on anything that fosters economic development and free trade, so attacking the giant poster-boy for American capitalism seemed a little out of character [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Newsbabe for Nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/293</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/293#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 02:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an article about Andrea Koppel, a congressional correspondent for CNN (and former State Department correspondent and Beijing Bureau Chief.) But we&#8217;ll get to her in just a minute.
In recent years, a new word has entered into the vernacular of the Average American male. That word is newsbabe.
I still remember the day that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Immigrant Fears</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/291</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/291#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 10:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some illegal immigrants in the United States fear that the proposed &#8220;guest worker&#8221; program isn&#8217;t quite what it seems to be:
Martin Saucedo, an illegal immigrant from Michoacan, Mexico, would like to participate in a guest worker program like one Congress is considering as a part of sweeping immigration reform.
But he&#8217;s worried whether a proposal to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Youth in Asia</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/290</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/290#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 03:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Linker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From the &#8220;things that make you go HUH?&#8221; department:  McDonalds Corporation&#8217;s website for Asian youth.
While I&#8217;ll readily admit that I&#8217;m no longer a youth, I do have an Asian/Pacific Islander heritage.  I even lived on Guam during high school.  So why do I look at this supposedly-Asian bedroom and all I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not a Real Code Ring</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/289</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/289#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 03:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Humorist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of my coworkers is a finalist in the Da Vinci Code Quest.  He received a &#8220;cryptex&#8221; in the mail, which is a heavy metal tube with all kinds of knobbly bits, a faux brushed gold finish, and five letter wheels that spin like a numerically-challenged combination lock.  He tells me he&#8217;s one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make Mine Manual</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/285</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/285#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 02:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Well this car is automatic (bamph!) it&#8217;s systematic (bamph!) it&#8217;s hyyyyy-dromatic (bamph!). Why, it&#8217;s Greased Lightnin&#8217;!&#8221;

- Danny Zuko in Grease
We live in a society obsessed with automation. Anything worth doing is worth doing automatically, systematically, and even hydromatically. This was true in Danny Zuko&#8217;s day and it&#8217;s never been more true today. It seems that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Burn, Baby, Burn</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/284</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/284#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 02:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Boy Scout]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The governor has lifted the burn ban for all counties in the state of Oklahoma.  This suits me quite well &#8212; over the last few Boy Scout campouts, our Saturday &#8220;campfire&#8221; has consisted primarily of a cabin-style woodpile surrounding a Coleman lantern.  Not exactly the right kind of campfire for roasting marshmallows or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Growing Up on the Lecture Circuit</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/283</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/283#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 03:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Family Man]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Mother&#8217;s Day! I have two wonderful reasons to enjoy this holiday: my wife, the mother of my son; and my mother, the mother of me. Here&#8217;s hoping that you can find a like cause to celebrate the day.
And now its time for the obligatory &#8220;MotherOde.&#8221; Let me tell you a little about my mom.
My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ground Standing</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/282</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/282#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 14:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, it became legal in the state of Oklahoma to stand your ground in the face of a criminal attack.  Technically, the law takes effect in November, so I&#8217;ll be sure to avoid any muggings or carjackings until then (smirk).
In an unusual coincidence, my wife had referred me to a Townhall article by Jonah [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Quotes from Conversations You Don&#8217;t Want to Finish</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/281</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/281#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 13:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Letterman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[10.  &#8220;Dad, the police said they would waive my charges if you agreed to repay the mausoleum for damages.&#8221;
9.  &#8220;Did you ever notice how the dog never poops when he&#8217;s on the leash?&#8221;
8.  &#8220;&#8230;and this is Pokemon rare card number 8,204 from the Pokemon Extreme series, which differs from the standard Charmander [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Left Foot</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/280</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/280#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 11:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Call this story a morbid take on &#8220;waiting for the other shoe to drop.&#8221;  Perhaps investigators need to be talking to this guy.
Remind me not to go fishing at Lake Thunderbird anytime soon.
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		<title>De Plane!  De Plane!</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/279</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/279#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 03:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dustbury celebrates the legalization of the Tattoo Parlor in Oklahoma:
Governor Henry has signed Senate Bill 806, which legalizes the fine art of tattoo, putting the Sooner State out in front of &#8230; well, nobody, actually, since every other state has already taken tattooing off the Forbidden List.
Since the provisions of the bill don&#8217;t take effect [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Brother the Spammer</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/278</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/278#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 12:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Webmaster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago, I began using Akismet to moderate the comments on this blog.  Akismet is one of those &#8220;pass or fail&#8221; databases that scans all comments and allows or withholds the comment based on perceived spaminess.  I&#8217;m not sure what sorts of voodoo it uses to determine spaminess, but so far [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Communicashuning and Other of That There Fancy Talk</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/277</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/277#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 03:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Not a Real Humorist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I spent the day at a sales seminar put on by a very large software vendor.  They were very interested in selling my company any desired combination of up to 50 different integrated software solutions.  I needed a hand truck to get my presentation binder out to my car.  Please don&#8217;t ask [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.pootv.com/archives/276</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootv.com/archives/276#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 02:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Goodwin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife has asked my why I have never blogged about the dog.  I could say, &#8220;it&#8217;s been done before&#8221; but it&#8217;s not like the blogosphere is exactly riddled with originality.  Therefore, here is my official Dog Blog&#8482;.
My wife and I are both pet people. At the present moment, we have two non-human [...]]]></description>
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