God of Heaven and SimEarth

Seen on the marquee at a northside city church:

God is always online! Never a busy signal!

Sounds like the Lord finally upgraded to broadband. I assume that all of His internet gaming is done in God mode.

I imagine He has a killer firewall, although I hasten to add that I have no desire to see it.

Published in: Not a Real Preacher | on January 10th, 2006 |

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  1. On January 11, 2006 at 8:49 am CGHill Said:

    I’d love to see what happens to the bozo who sends Him spam.

  2. On January 11, 2006 at 10:15 pm Joe Goodwin Said:

    Spam-blockers, I’ve seen. I’d pay money to see a spam-smiter in action.

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