God of Heaven and SimEarth
Seen on the marquee at a northside city church:
God is always online! Never a busy signal!
Sounds like the Lord finally upgraded to broadband. I assume that all of His internet gaming is done in God mode.
I imagine He has a killer firewall, although I hasten to add that I have no desire to see it.
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I’d love to see what happens to the bozo who sends Him spam.
Spam-blockers, I’ve seen. I’d pay money to see a spam-smiter in action.