How to Embarass Your Own Child
Most parents live for the day that they can embarrass their children in front of a boyfriend or girlfriend. The usual weapon of choice is the dreaded Naked Baby Picture.
Imagine poor Junior, decked out in his first tuxedo and nervously trying to pin the corsage on his date without drawing blood or touching a Forbidden Body Part. Suddenly and without provocation, Dad pulls out the Naked Baby Picture. Junior surreptitiously tries to dig a hole to China with his big toe.
We don’t have any Naked Baby Pictures of my son. No, I have something even better. Behold the Geek Baby Picture.
If my son ever grows up and hijacks a schoolbus full of nuns, psychologists will cite this picture as a proximate cause.
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One word: CLOCK-TOWER. heh…
Hey, at least it’s way cooler & better than Star Wars geeks!
I think he would have preferred Star Wars geek-dom over this. At least he would have ended up with some cool lightsabers to play with.