Top Ten Punchlines from the Star Trek Universe
Did you ever hear the one about the Andorian who had the blues? Never mind. Live from the home office on Memory Alpha is our Top Ten List of “Punchlines from the Star Trek Universe”:
10. “…when they said, ‘phaser’, he thought they said ‘razor’, and he ended up disintegrating his head.”
9. “…’Fully functional?’ More like ‘Warp Ten, thank you ma’am!’”
8. “…to which the Klingon barber replied, “It is a good day to dye!”
7. “…but I thought you were injected with the contraceptive nanites!”
6. “…and the heroic warrior clove his foe’s head in twain and feasted upon his liver.” (translated from the original Klingon)
5. “…and the Mugatu farmer replied, ‘But I don’t even have a daughter!’”
4. “…so that the inverse square of the constant K as related to the co-generation of the two warp fields represented an irrational value.” (translated from the original Vulcan)
3. “…what do you mean, ‘freeze program’, human slime?”
2. “…well if this is the ambassador, what happened to my dinner?”
1. “…why, yes, that is a Tribble in my pocket, but I’m still glad to see you.”
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