Jordan Riverfront Property

Yesterday, I spotted a contractor’s truck sporting the logo “Homes by Canaan.” I just have to know: if “Homes by Canaan” builds my house, and later that year a bunch of people start marching around my yard blowing horns, should I be seriously worried?

Time to review the “acts of God” section of my homeowners policy again.

Published in: Not a Real Preacher | on December 12th, 2005 |

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  1. On December 13, 2005 at 1:08 am Paul Said:

    “…and later that year a bunch of people start marching around my yard blowing horns..” - I’d probably wait a few seconds and you’ll see a fox followed by a pack hounds come flying through your yard!

    And if you think that’s detroyed the flowerbeds - wait while the guys in red tunics on horseback rip up the lawn on their way through! ;)

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