Top Ten Quotes from Conversations You Don’t Want to Finish
10. “Dad, the police said they would waive my charges if you agreed to repay the mausoleum for damages.”
9. “Did you ever notice how the dog never poops when he’s on the leash?”
8. “…and this is Pokemon rare card number 8,204 from the Pokemon Extreme series, which differs from the standard Charmander Number 8 by this slightly reddish border. Try using this color chart and the microscope…”
7. “The boss said we had to sort all the bad cottage cheeses from the good. I’ll take the left half of the room.”
6. “…and then we found this beauty in the elephant’s trunk…”
5. “Oprah, I am so in love with Katie! Hey, does this couch have good springs?”
4. “You have the right to remain silent.”
3. “Coach, my mom said I could play as long as you said my sores looked okay.”
2. “In difference number 38, you can clearly see that Han shot first in the original movie, but Greedo shot first in the special edition. Now, in difference number 39…”
1. “Senator, I do not have any recollection of those events.”
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In my teen years, I was lucky for not hearing #4. Once for pegging the speedometer on I-35 and getting pulled over, and once when Dan and I were in the Humpty Dumpty parking lot. They were closed, and we would drive up next to a shopping cart, I would grab it, Dan would accelerate to about 50, and I would let it go into a light support. All the while, there was a Bethany cop sitting across the street watching us. Ah, the teen years.