Death By Chocolate
Found on the inside wrapper of my daily ration of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: Eat Sweets Responsibly.
Of course I eat my sweets responsibly! I would never eat sweets and drive. The chocolate might get all over my cell phone.
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Ah, a statement of the suing happy society we live in. There is someone out there who would sue Reese’s for the same reason McDonalds was sued for making them overweight. The next thing you know, you will have decals on your steering wheel advising you to keep your hands at 10 and 2 o’clock. (We will not be held responsible for one hand at 6 and the other on your McDonalds Fries: Please reference warning box on Fry Container.)