Top Ten Secret Iranian Super-Weapons
In today’s news, Iran announced the successful test of two underwater missiles, each of which are reportedly capable of destroying large warships and submarines at depth. My reaction: A desert country has underwater capability? Okay, who gave the Iranians a submarine? Come on… ‘fess up!
This got me wondering what other unmentionable goodies the Revolutionary Guard has under lock and key. Ever the industrious international spies, our operatives at the home office in Tehran bring us tonight’s list: Top Ten Secret Iranian Super-Weapons.
Editor’s note: I am blatantly ripping off my old, dearly departed blog from three years ago. On that occasion, this was the “Top Ten Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.” That pesky history, always repeating itself.
10. The White Ranger Falcon Zord
9. A lifetime supply of expired 10-10-321 calling cards
8. An Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
7. Remnants from Luciano Pavoratti’s liposuction
6. A recording of Gilbert Gottfried singing “Burning Love”
5. Jimmy Carter’s dentures
4. Mr. T’s collection of rectal thermometers
3. 10 copies of “101 Strings Plays the Hits of Ozzie Osborne
2. The solution to Rubik’s Cube
1. A fully-functioning cowitzer
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I barely remember seeing this before. It was so long ago. I love the Mr T. Perfect picture for a perfect line. It reminds me of Eddie Murphy’s Mr. T. imitation. I’m sure you remember that one.
Those Iranian bastards! We might as well surrender now before it’s too late.
Joe,
I “Pity the Fool!” LOL. My favorite is #8, Bugs Bunny and Marvin Martian. You know modern TV is bad when the CARTOONS from 50 years ago make more sense than the NEWS from today.
By the way: How many camels does it take to carry one of those submarines from drydock to the ocean for deployment? Just wondering….