What the Fark?

Of all the myriad news stories gracing the Fark.com site, the last thing I expected to find was a story starring my Uncle Rick.

Between this and the whole robin/mouse thingie, I’m ready to label this day “mondo bizarre” and go to bed.

Published in: Not a Real Humorist | on March 2nd, 2006 |

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  1. On March 2, 2006 at 9:51 pm Mike Goodwin Said:

    The monitoring equipment is a rather strange find. I’ll bet if
    Uncle Rick locates the individuals who installed the equipment, there will be some major cheek pinching going on, and I mean the teeth gritting (Uncle Rick) child asking for mercy (us) type of pinching. :-) A little bit of Guamanian Uncle love for his nieces and nephews, for those reading this outside of the family.

  2. On March 2, 2006 at 10:15 pm Joe Goodwin Said:

    Don’t forget he’s also a Pan-American gold medalist in Judo. He may just settle for twisting their arms off.

  3. On March 3, 2006 at 6:14 am Fred Holland Said:

    And just think, over 2000 new sets of eyes will behold a news story about your gentle uncle. This wankernet stuff is truely a miricle. You don’t think he’ll come to Oklahoma and twist my arms off just for reading it, do you? Although my encounters with Judo experts (Race Bannon, of Johnny Quest fame) have them flinging one for a hundred feet across a room and into a wall which may be worse than having your arms twisted off. Come to think of it, I don’t think Race Bannon EVER twisted anyones arms off. I did twist the legs off of a grasshopper but but I did not use any Judo powers to do it, just regular mean kid powers. I could hire Race Bannon to protect me but I don’t think he stands much of a chance against your uncle since Race never fought for P/A, just that one plane that could go straight up. I’ll just surrender my arms for the Judo “twist removal technic”. Could you help buy me one off those “cripple computers”?

  4. On March 5, 2006 at 11:42 pm Big Unit Said:

    I’m having withdrawl, need some new material. You must be camping this weekend?!

  5. On March 6, 2006 at 5:29 am Paul Said:

    “They also did not know if the cameras and microphones were in use, or what they are connected to.”…..this is probably the most worrying bit of all, I’d say :)

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