Wearing my Valentine on My Sleeve

Happy “Watch the Greeting Card and Candy Industry Fullfil Their Quarterly Earnings Goals through Intensive Marketing Designed to Guilt American Males into Spending Exhorbitant Amounts of Money on Objects That Have No Practical Value and May Make Her Fat and/or the Object of a Mugging” Day.

Bah humbug.

P.S.: Of course I got her something.

Published in: Not a Real Humorist | on February 14th, 2006 |

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  1. On February 14, 2006 at 9:06 am Stacey Goodwin Said:

    And a very nice something, too! You did a better job of remembering this year than I did!

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