Top Ten Words You Don’t Want in that News Article About You
10. …calls to his attorney have not been returned.
9. Any use of the adverb allegedly.
8. …former child star…
7. …reportedly had sex with…
6. The word estranged when coupled with spouse, child, or family dog.
5. …along with Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy…
4. Anything that references a bizarre murder-suicide.
3. Any combination of the words tornadic activity, Oklahoma, double-wide, and torrential.
2. The word indictment is always bad. When in conjunction with the word sealed, seriously consider a bizarre murder-suicide.
1. The CEO of (name of company you just invested in) vigorously denied the fraud allegations. Calls to his attorney have not been returned.
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