It Has Arrived!
What to my wondering lunchtime eyes should appear? Why, this box from Amazon.com! I do believe my Jesus Action Figure has arrived. Even if I didn’t have the prophecy from DHL at my disposal, the golden glow is a dead giveaway.
Either that or it’s Cherenkov radiation and my next update will see me typing from the burn ward at the hospital.
However, whether or not it’s Lord of the Action Figures, I must be off to work. More later!
UPDATE: Okay, I cracked the box and made sure it’s in there. It there, all right! I haven’t had much time to investigate further. Truth be told, I was tempted to wait three days before opening it, but maybe that’s a tad bit too irreverent, even for me.
Of course, it’s just an action figure, so it’s not like I’m risking the fires of Hell if I’m disrespectful to it. Lego Hell, maybe.
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So do you have to pull the plastic tab before he can rise from his Amazon entombment? I think it’s a scam.
Is it just me, or is that box *grinning* at us?
If you draw any spiritual insights from this thing, I’m leaving the U.S. and joining some cult.
Was he MADE IN TAIWAN?